Photo: Bravo/Alexander Tamargo/Bravo When they said it was going to be Miami Swim Week and that both Julia and Kiki would be walking in the shows, I conjured up images of teeny little bikinis, of little bras with loosely tied sarongs around the hips, of the kinds of things that would be so scandalous that… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 12
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‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 12
Photo: Bravo/Nicole Weingart/Bravo This week on our favorite show Crystal Clocks In, Crystal finally clocked in! She saw her husband off to an event for The Brave Little Toaster, which he designed the characters for. (Whoo boy, are these Mikoffs rich.) (Also, stream that shit with your kids.) She went to République to meet her brother for… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 12
Alec Baldwin Sells Hamptons Mansion in New Real Estate Video
And now, with all the charm of the prior owner of a house featured in a horror movie, Alec Baldwin would like to sell you a house in the Hamptons. The actor’s real-estate firm, Saunders & Associates, posted a video on January 16 featuring him regaling potential sellers (and the rest of us, watching with… Continue reading Alec Baldwin Sells Hamptons Mansion in New Real Estate Video
‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 18
The second part of the RHOSLC reunion begins as all reunion episodes should: mid-scream. Angie and Monica are wrapping up their fight from last week, with Angie accusing her of spending her money on a purse rather than her kids, but luckily, Meredith cuts the back-and-forth short by requesting they turn the heat up in the chilly… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 18
‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ Recap, Season 8, Episode 9
It took three major holidays, a multiple-week hiatus, and a whole new year, but we have finally freed ourselves from the shackles of chickenshit bingo and returned our ladies of Potomac back to where they belong. The trip was miserable to watch and a visibly taxing experience for the cast — in their return round-robin package to… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ Recap, Season 8, Episode 9
‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 11
Photo: Nicole Weingart/Bravo This week on our favorite television program, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women didn’t even do things. They just sat around at lunch and licked each other’s toes, demonstrated scissoring for the last five remaining straight people who had never heard of it, and then licked inside each other’s mouths like a… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 11
‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6 Episode 11
Last week, we had the Mamacita Lunch, where everyone got a free denim jacket with their names on it and a really bad Ruby Kaur poem from a man in a horrible outfit. This week they’re going to Marysol’s house, where she held an exorcism just so that she could turn her backyard into a gifting suite… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6 Episode 11
‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 17
Photo: Jocelyn Prescod/Bravo “There’s so much more to the story … and trust me, you’re all gonna want to hear it.” Those words, spoken by Monica Garcia, a.k.a. Reality Von Tease, at the end of last week’s bombshell finale echo back as we begin the first part of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion. And… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 17
‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ Recap, Season 8, Episode 8
The holidays have come and gone, we have entered a New Year, New York City has finally witnessed its first feeble snow of the winter season … and yet, after a two-week hiatus, the ladies of Potomac are still inexplicably trapped in Austin. Adding insult to injury, Ashley seems to have booked this trip only… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ Recap, Season 8, Episode 8
‘Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 6
Photo: Clifton Prescod/Peacock For me, this season of UGT: Glue Factory was a little bit like one of those “What I ordered/What I got” memes. What I ordered was another season of RHONY: Original Recipe, with all of our old gals on the UES going to Beautique, dodging Harry Dubin, and getting up to their usual tricks and… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 6