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This week on our favorite program Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things in Spain! First, they had to get ready. They had their assistants wheel them around on top of their luggage through their three-room closets that aren’t going to add a cent to their property values. They talked to their disgusting husbands… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 13

Photo: Bravo/Nicole Weingart/Bravo This week on our favorite show Crystal Clocks In, Crystal finally clocked in! She saw her husband off to an event for The Brave Little Toaster, which he designed the characters for. (Whoo boy, are these Mikoffs rich.) (Also, stream that shit with your kids.) She went to République to meet her brother for… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 12

Photo: Nicole Weingart/Bravo This week on our favorite television program, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women didn’t even do things. They just sat around at lunch and licked each other’s toes, demonstrated scissoring for the last five remaining straight people who had never heard of it, and then licked inside each other’s mouths like a… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 11

This week on our favorite program, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things. They went on silly little dates with their silly little suitors that their silly little matchmakers with silly little names they can’t remember set them up on. They talked to their teenage boys while they were in bed with their girlfriends.… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 10