I have the reputation of being a picky eater, but there are only three things that I don’t eat, but they are major ones. One is cheese. Much like Ubah, I think cheese is disgusting and never touch the stuff except for the occasional slice of pizza and whatever the fuck that dust is on… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Recap, Season 14, Ep. 4
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‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Recap, Season 15 Episode 13
The exotic veneer that the Portugese vacation put on this flat-lining season has entirely dissipated now that we’re back in Atlanta and back in Housewives purgatory. There was a sex toy party, the dragging of a girl-on-girl kiss storyline, and Cynthia Bailey bags; it’s as if the producers are propping up the skeleton of the… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Recap, Season 15 Episode 13
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Season 17 Episode 9
Shannon Beador is an inherently frantic person. It’s a trait that’s ingrained in her very being, and no amount of feng shui or visits to Dr. Moon could ever quell it. As this week’s episode begins, we see her as we’ve come to know her: running around in a frenzy and waving her fingers in… Continue reading Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Season 17 Episode 9
‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Recap, Season 14, Ep. 3
I’m just waiting for there to be one episode of the reboot where the women haven’t done something that one of the classic RHONY broads already did but better. Jenna wants to skulk back to her own Hamptons house in the middle of the night? Sure, great. But if you’re not leaving a note about how awful… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ Recap, Season 14, Ep. 3
‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Recap, Season 15 Episode 12
I told y’all an international trip would spice up this season; it took a minute, but the tail end of the Portugal vacation climaxed with plentiful disagreements, accusations, receipts, and “colluding.” It wasn’t as explosive as past vacations, but it’s impossible to enjoy RHOA with continuous comparisons to its golden era, so let’s take this nugget of… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ Recap, Season 15 Episode 12