Tag: Miami

There are some activities that Housewives should avoid because they never end well. The classic example is vow renewals, which almost always segue into a quick divorce. Getting on a boat usually spells disaster for our ladies, as does hiring a psychic. But there is a new one to add to the list, and it… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 13

Photo: Bravo/Alexander Tamargo/Bravo When they said it was going to be Miami Swim Week and that both Julia and Kiki would be walking in the shows, I conjured up images of teeny little bikinis, of little bras with loosely tied sarongs around the hips, of the kinds of things that would be so scandalous that… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 12

Last week, we had the Mamacita Lunch, where everyone got a free denim jacket with their names on it and a really bad Ruby Kaur poem from a man in a horrible outfit. This week they’re going to Marysol’s house, where she held an exorcism just so that she could turn her backyard into a gifting suite… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6 Episode 11

Of the many brilliant things in a great episode, the one that will haunt me in my slumbers is the Brady Bunch–style grid of all the different women fighting with different foes at Dr. Nicole’s Mamacita Brunch and Poetry Slam. That’s just what watching it felt like: different groups and factions yelling at other groups and factions… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6 Episode 10

The thing about Miami the city is that — compared to New York or L.A. — it’s small. The thing about Miami the franchise is that it’s big. The cast is essentially nine people, including three rather prominent friends-of. Some of that cast have been doing this for years, though most of those years were on hiatus.… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6 Episode 9