The dynamic between Karen and Gizelle has borne such memorable fruit — iconic moments of shade, back-and-forth barbs, and running bits galore have kept the Potomac viewership fed over the last few years. Their repartee is rooted in an actual history of socializing together, which gives their zingers a bit more zest than those of… Continue reading Real Housewives of Potomac Recap, Season 8 Episode 11
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‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 13
There are some activities that Housewives should avoid because they never end well. The classic example is vow renewals, which almost always segue into a quick divorce. Getting on a boat usually spells disaster for our ladies, as does hiring a psychic. But there is a new one to add to the list, and it… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 13
‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 13
This week on our favorite program Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things in Spain! First, they had to get ready. They had their assistants wheel them around on top of their luggage through their three-room closets that aren’t going to add a cent to their property values. They talked to their disgusting husbands… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 13
‘The Traitors’ Gamers Don’t Grasp the Housewives Threat
Dan realizes that he can’t win with Phaedra in the Traitors conclave, but even this is shrouded in fear of the Housewives collective vs. individual gameplay. Photo: PEACOCK The players on The Traitors have entered an era of realizing stuff. Thoughts are being thought, cliques are clicking, and Larsa Pippen has admitted she’s no Beyoncé.… Continue reading ‘The Traitors’ Gamers Don’t Grasp the Housewives Threat
‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 19
Photo: Jocelyn Prescod/Bravo Real Housewives reunions always save the best for last. So now, as we embark on the third and final part of the RHOSLC reunion, it’s finally time to talk about the elephant in the room. But before we get to the main course, we have a few other highlights from the season left to cover… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 19
‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ Recap, Season 8, Episode 10
Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears: Candiace Dillard-Bassett is a woman in a reality crisis. She is visibly watching herself be iced out of the cast, and her petite frame is swimming like hell to fight the tide. Housewives storylines generally follow a standard arc: conflict A, drama, resolution, onto conflict B. But… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ Recap, Season 8, Episode 10
‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 12
Photo: Bravo/Alexander Tamargo/Bravo When they said it was going to be Miami Swim Week and that both Julia and Kiki would be walking in the shows, I conjured up images of teeny little bikinis, of little bras with loosely tied sarongs around the hips, of the kinds of things that would be so scandalous that… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap, Season 6, Episode 12
‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 12
Photo: Bravo/Nicole Weingart/Bravo This week on our favorite show Crystal Clocks In, Crystal finally clocked in! She saw her husband off to an event for The Brave Little Toaster, which he designed the characters for. (Whoo boy, are these Mikoffs rich.) (Also, stream that shit with your kids.) She went to République to meet her brother for… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Recap, Season 13, Ep. 12
‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 18
The second part of the RHOSLC reunion begins as all reunion episodes should: mid-scream. Angie and Monica are wrapping up their fight from last week, with Angie accusing her of spending her money on a purse rather than her kids, but luckily, Meredith cuts the back-and-forth short by requesting they turn the heat up in the chilly… Continue reading ‘Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’ Recap, Season 4, Ep. 18
Housewives Institute Bulletin: Excommunication of St. Monica
Monica gave us one of the best seasons and best finales in Bravo history. She needs to go. Photo-Illustration: Vulture; Photo: Bravo The age of modern Housewifery has seen plenty of entirely forgettable, completely boring one-and-done Housewives — RIP in peace Peggy Sulahian — but Monica Garcia will never be one of them. She gave us an… Continue reading Housewives Institute Bulletin: Excommunication of St. Monica