[ad_1] After a whirlwind few weeks, Luann and Sonja’s work here is done. The mayor’s to-do list has been checked off. Benton, Illinois is celebrating its revitalization and mourning the fact that they will never again have a Christmas in July featuring two almost-fully bare asses traumatizing local children. “Mission Accomplished,” says the on-screen text,… Continue reading Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Finale Recap
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Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Recap, Episode 7
[ad_1] Last week I was terrified when Luann was behind the wheel of the duo’s borrowed pick-up truck and Sonja Tremont Morgan of the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids Morgans wouldn’t put the directions in Waze for her. This is a woman who had a collision with a bush and she wasn’t even driving. What do you think will happen while… Continue reading Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Recap, Episode 7
Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Recap, Episode 6
[ad_1] There are many occasions where I worry about the Housewives. Anytime there is a psychic around, I break out in hives because if it’s not going to be Allison DuBois getting prescient on Kyle Richards, it’s going to be that weird dude from RHOC telling us that Brooks Ayers is faking cancer. Also boats. If a… Continue reading Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Recap, Episode 6
Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Recap, Episode 5
[ad_1] Step aside, Frog and Toad. This week’s episode highlights the intimacy of Sonja and Luann’s friendship, which has perhaps grown stronger since they’ve been in the Benton vacuum. They get ice cream and new wigs and goof off in the animal shelter’s backyard. Sonja perseveres even though Billy Richard (RichAAAAHHD) has been texting her… Continue reading Welcome to Crappie Lake’ Recap, Episode 5